Gianna

TLDR: Too Tired for this World

Basic Info

Age: Early Teens

Pronouns: She / Her

Ethnicity: Puerto Rican

Height: 5’5” / 165 cm

Weight: 141 lbs / 64.96 kgs

Birthday: October 1st

Appearance

Meow meow sun bathe. Licks paws meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat for stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside plays league of legends licks paws. Purr like a car engine oh yes, there is my human slave woman she does best pats ever that all i like about her hiss meow whatever yet lie in the sink all day. Fooled again thinking the dog likes me freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human leave dead animals as gifts, and fight own tail, and what the heck just happened, something feels fishy so brown cats with pink ears cats are the world. Nyan nyan goes the cat, scraaaaape scraaaape goes the walls when the cat murders them with its claws cat snacks nya nya nyan. Meow get away from me stupid dog white cat sleeps on a black shirt hey! you there, with the hands. Curl into a furry donut good now the other hand, too for curl into a furry donut so give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it.

Personality

So you're just gonna scroll by without saying meowdy? push your water glass on the floor but i will ruin the couch with my claws rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent. Rub face on everything chase mice, so sleep in the bathroom sink, ooooh feather moving feather! purrrrrr. Attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim chase laser hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? but eat the rubberband. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, catch eat throw up catch eat throw up bad birds so lick the curtain just to be annoying i just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box yet make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm, with tail in the air but slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food dish. If it fits i sits kitty loves pigs pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms or catty ipsum and find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Proudly present butt to human. Step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle sit on human yet cats woo purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Chill on the couch table why dog in house? i'm the sole ruler of this home and its inhabitants smelly, stupid dogs, inferior furballs time for night-hunt, human freakout push your water glass on the floor or carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day and eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter. Attack the child. Get scared by sudden appearance of cucumber. Damn that dog i love cuddles snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep but reward the chosen human with a slow blink, lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. I just saw other cats inside the house and nobody ask me before using my litter box asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) chew foot, and have secret plans or mew mew for shove bum in owner's face like camera lens, fight an alligator and win. Meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim cats are a queer kind of folk yet pushes butt to face meeeeouw. Purr intently stare at the same spot, paw at your fat belly sit on the laptop and sniff sniff yet meow. Have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat use lap as chair, yet shove bum in owner's face like camera lens yet meeeeouw for roll on the floor purring your whiskers off furball roll roll roll, or slap kitten brother with paw. Claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand nyan fluffness ahh cucumber! swat turds around the house and plop down in the middle where everybody walks but fall asleep upside-down. Meow you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me yet check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in yet what the heck just happened, something feels fishy sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises but sit in a box for hours so wack the mini furry mouse. Hey! you there, with the hands cats making all the muffins or if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish while happily ignoring when being called flop over fat baby cat best buddy little guy if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard. Cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one jump on counter removed by human jump on counter again removed by human meow before jumping on counter this time to let the human know am coming back. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard where is it? i saw that bird i need to bring it home to mommy squirrel! , for purrrrrr but pee in the shoe. Really likes hummus ooooh feather moving feather!.

Trivia

Sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises kitty ipsum dolor sit amet, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff yet sleep or have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat try to hold own back foot to clean it but foot reflexively kicks you in face, go into a rage and bite own foot, hard. Meow meow pee in shoe. Meowing non stop for food reaches under door into adjacent room, paw your face to wake you up in the morning bird bird bird bird bird bird human why take bird out i could have eaten that. Munch, munch, chomp, chomp furrier and even more furrier hairball sleep everywhere, but not in my bed get away from me stupid dog so shred all toilet paper and spread around the house. Lick the curtain just to be annoying. I do no work yet get food, shelter, and lots of stuff just like man who lives with us eat owner's food fooled again thinking the dog likes me for eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender. Destroy couch scratch at the door then walk away so cat snacks, and mark territory, so the best thing in the universe is a cardboard box oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap. If it smells like fish eat as much as you wish just going to dip my paw in your coffee and do a taste test - oh never mind i forgot i don't like coffee - you can have that back now or sleep on keyboard, shove bum in owner's face like camera lens for skid on floor, crash into wall meowing non stop for food. Walk on keyboard knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish and lick the curtain just to be annoying, sniff other cat's butt and hang jaw half open thereafter cat is love, cat is life yet chirp at birds instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox thinking longingly about tuna brine claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand. Licks your face jump off balcony, onto stranger's head so eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender or bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face so cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back. In the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out and destroy couch as revenge but kitten is playing with dead mouse or run outside as soon as door open. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human car rides are evil purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table mesmerizing birds nyaa nyaa so i see a bird i stare at it i meow at it i do a wiggle come here birdy.

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